9. not a single parent questions my judgment or disagrees with my plan of care
8. the test i do is actually positive for a change
7. every spanish speaking family actually has its own family interpreter with them
6. i don't fight with any consultants
5. i don't fight with any primary care physicians
4. not a single parent warns me that their real job is in the law
3. no one dies
2. i'm not the patient. i'm just the person seeing the patient
1. i actually look forward to going back for another round today
